
Right this very moment, and due to various long-named chemicals and some nuclear matter (for a heart scan) being injected, I’m both radioactive and have acid for blood. Or, in the scientific jargon and as it was put to me: my blood is “necrotic to flesh”, and so, perhaps not really corrosive of spaceship hulls. (Though, since there are no spaceships about I might test this on, I remain quietly confident of my destructive scope.) That said, if, for the moment at least, long naps and a prohibition on sharing bodily fluids are all this induces, I can’t say there’s more fun in it than the obvious jokes. (I was also offered having “a port” surgically implanted, to get around difficult to find veins - the jokes about Cronenberg and bioports proved a little more obscure.)